Commander Ed Straker to Colonel Virginia Lake:

Colonel.

I have noted, with some displeasure, your lack of participation in the SHADO monthly newsletter. I consider this publication to be a vital element in our work, providing much needed information to members of staff. As I am involved in several aspects of the December issue I have assigned the Star Sign page to you for this month.

It is a relatively simple task, although time-consuming , and should be well within your capabilities. All that is required is to allocate the appropriate sign for each astrological heading below. Contact me if you have any difficulties.

Straker.

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Colonel Virginia Lake is pleased to provide her DECEMBER STAR SIGNS


Capricorn: 22nd Dec - 19thJan

Mind the Gap.

Aquarius: 20th Jan - 18th Feb

Warning. Deep Water.

Pisces: 19th Feb -19th March

No Fishing without a licence

Aries: 20th March – 19th April

No Smoking

Taurus: 20th April - 20th May

Beware of the Bull

Gemini: 21st May - 20th June

Parking for permit holders only

Cancer: 21st June – 22nd July

Speed Limit 70 mph

Leo: 23rd July – 22nd Aug

Do Not Feed the Animals

Virgo: 23rd Aug – 22nd Sept

Push to open

Libra: 23rd Sept – 22nd Oct

Closing Down Sale. All items reduced by 50%

Scorpio: 23rd Oct – 21st Nov

Keep Off the Grass

Sagittarius: 22nd Nov – 21st Dec

Follow the Instructions on the packet.

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Colonel Virginia Lake to Commander E. Straker.

No problems Ed. Done. Took me less than five minutes. As you obviously find it a difficult task I’ll do it next month as well.

Ginny.