SHADO

1st July 2011

The publishers of the Ed Straker (may his name be reviled through the universe) Herald have, in the past endeavoured to show this vile criminal in a favourable light through a variety of different media. Here, today we, the Homeworld Gazette publishers are proud to show our readers the true face of this heinous villain. That sneering contemptuous glance is evidence of his total lack of humanity. The driving force…

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Letters to the Editor

  Sir! Recent government policy changes have led to a serious shortage in the number of reputable spare parts that are available. Does the Government realise how damaging their action is to the health and well-being of the population? If we are forced to rely on sub-standard replacements, then there will be catastrophic consequences for everyone concerned. Our traditional methods have served us well over the last centuries, and despite…

1st July 2011
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Government Announcements

Here are the latest reports. Water rationing will continue for the foreseeable future. Despite various rituals and incantations we have been unable to make it rain. Please continue to do your part to ensure that water is not wasted. Sharing your shower is a good idea. Please refrain from washing vehicles. Remember: A caring driver has a dirty car. Power outages will increase. Please watch your local news stations for…

1st July 2011
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Continuing the Fight

A personal account from one of our intrepid fighters who is risking his life to ensure our future survival in the war against SHADO. Greetings to all. The Homeworld Gazette asked me to write a account of what is involved in one of our voyage ands I will be sending regular updates back home. 1: Great excitement (as usual) in the space station as I am prepared for my journey….

1st July 2011
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‘Most Wanted’ List

1st July 2011

1. ED STRAKER:  Wanted for crimes against humanity. Terrorism. War Crimes. REWARD: The Homeworld Gazette is offering a reward of (untranslatable) for information leading to the capture or annihilation of Ed Straker. Date of Birth: Unknown. (Some sources suggest 21st Sept) Place of Birth: Boston USA Height: 5’11 to 6’ 0’ Weight: Unknown Build: Slender Hair; Blond (short) Eyes: Blue Complexion: Light Nationality: American Sex: Male Scars: Visible on lower…

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The HomeWorld Horoscope

This month’s horoscopes: July 2011 Capricorn: 22nd Dec – 19thJan A surprise visitor will startle you later this month. Be prepared for a tall dark stranger at your door, but unfortunately, this will not lead to a long and emotional relationship. You will have a short, sharp shock, but after that there will be nothing further to concern you. Lucky sound. Door bell chimes Aquarius: 20th Jan – 18th Feb…

1st July 2011
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Reports from the Front Line

  Transcript of the message from S4eU, currently en route to Sol3 To be edited before release for broadcasting. Greetings, homeworld. Mission Commander 13m , with news of our ongoing mission. With me are Captain 56b, and First Officer 32g. Life here on the front line continues to provide us with considerable challenges, not least of which is the boredom of space travel. Despite all the luxuries that are provided…

1st July 2011
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UFO-Movie postponed another year!

Matthew Gratzner and Avi Haas, the producers hoping to bring a UFO-Movie to the silver screen, have stated on their website: ‘This is a BIG film and it takes time to prepare a project of this magnitude. Like you we are huge fans of the original series and want to do it justice.’ With that statement the movie is being postponed another year, release date now says 2013. Sounds like…

1st July 2011
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The HomeWorld Gazette Now!

1st July 2011

Greetings humans. In this month’s issue we are pleased to bring our many readers, both at home and on Earth, a wider selection of columns, reports, photographs and life-style articles than ever before. The current editors of the Ed Straker (may his name be reviled through the universe) Herald, have been powerless to stop our cyber experts who have hacked into the Herald’s systems to bring you this most special…

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Weather Report

The newest biometerological  report! Save your organs the stress, plan replacements ahead of everyone else! The Meteorological Office issued the following warning to northern areas Warning: Severe lows are expected in all areas, following the rapid development of a large depression over the Eastern seaboard. You are advised to remain indoors once the sirens have been sounded. The Government health channel will broadcast continuous comedy programmes in an effort to…

1st July 2011
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