Ed Straker reads your Star Signs

Star Signs for December: Produced by Dr D. Jackson. (under protest) The use of random points of light seen in the night sky as a portent of personal changes in one’s financial, health and emotional status, has always troubled those medical personnel who have been trained in the fields of mental health. I fail to see any connection between a person’s likelihood of career advancement – or the possibility of…

1st December 2015
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Ed Straker Reads Your Stars

1st September 2015

The September Horoscope As I am presently engaged on other duties, Colonel  Freeman has been given the responsibility of constructing this month’s Star Signs. I am aware that earlier efforts by Colonel Freeman resulted in some aberrant readings, but the Colonel has received his instructions and I am assured that, while I am seeking out a possible security risk to SHADO, he will make every effort to provide accurate readings….

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Ed Straker reads your stars

1st June 2015

Commander Ed Straker reads your stars: This month, due to the increased activity from the alien foe, I have asked a reliable member of the organisation to give a personal astrological reading for each star sign. He has taken time from his very busy schedule to calculate these readings and I trust that Herald readers will find them satisfactory. The June Horoscope Capricorn: 22nd Dec – 19thJan The weekend is…

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Gay Ellis and the women of Moonbase read your stars

The August Horoscope Capricorn: 22nd Dec – 19thJan You face a difficult month. Too many chocolates? Or perhaps not enough exercise. Those few extra pounds are certainly going to make it hard to zip up that uniform! Aquarius: 20th Jan – 18th Feb False eyelashes are certainly ‘in’ this month. Just make sure yours are securely fastened. Colonel Foster gets very embarrassed when someone notices a stray eyelash on his…

17th August 2012
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Ed Straker Reads Your Stars

Commander Ed Straker to Colonel Virginia Lake: Colonel. I have noted, with some displeasure, your lack of participation in the SHADO monthly newsletter. I consider this publication to be a vital element in our work, providing much needed information to members of staff. As I am involved in several aspects of the December issue I have assigned the Star Sign page to you for this month. It is a relatively…

1st December 2011
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Ed Straker Reads Your Stars

1st May 2011

Following the recent interest in star signs I have consulted my astrological charts and, utilising SHADO’s most powerful computers I have been able to provide astrological readings for each star sign for the coming month. Capricorn: 22nd Dec – 19th Jan Hang on to your wallet. Bills will flood through your letterbox this month, bringing demands for that payment that you have been so studiously avoiding. Perhaps it is time…

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