The June Horoscope
I’m pushed for time this month as Henderson is demanding our complete financial accounts before the Bank Holiday. I have given a brief summary of the month ahead for each sign, but if you urgently require the full analysis for your Star Sign, you will have to email SHADO. (You should know the address)
Capricorn: 22nd Dec – 19thJan
Decisions have to be made. Vegetarian or Vegan?
Lucky meal: Lamb Bhuna
Aquarius: 20th Jan – 18th Feb
Playing politics? You are going to get burned if you’re not careful.
Lucky party: Conservative
Pisces: 19th Feb -19th March
Stop hesitating and take the plunge. Who knows what will happen?
Lucky item: Engagement ring
Aries: 20th March – 19th April
Time to repay your debts, before the bailiffs arrive.
Unlucky item: Repossession order
Taurus: 20th April – 20th May
The weekend looks promising!
Lucky item: Picnic basket
Gemini: 21st May – 20th June
Time flies like an arrow and even the fittest of us start to feel our age this month, especially when we look in the mirror.
Lucky purchases: Anti-aging cream and hair dye
Cancer: 21st June – 22nd July
Mercury is happy in your sky, but be warned, all is not going to go smoothly. There are rough patches ahead
Lucky item: Grade two sandpaper
Leo: 23rd July – 22nd Aug
Don’t give your phone number out to all and sundry, unless you like humorous phone calls at 3 am from a drunken ex-boyfriend?
Lucky item: New SIM card
Virgo: 23rd Aug – 22nd Sept
Feel free to change your mind and take a different route. Just be careful that you don’t lose the way.
Lucky item: A to Z of London
Libra: 23rd Sept – 22nd Oct
Now is your chance. Go for it! Just remember to tighten the straps.
Lucky item: Ticket for a Bungee-jumping experience
Scorpio: 23rd Oct – 21st Nov
A roll of the dice forces you to re-assess your priorities. Take time to consider your options.
Lucky number: Double six
Sagittarius: 22nd Nov – 21st Dec
Broaden your horizons. Widen your knowledge. But don’t believe everything you read.
Lucky purchase: 1996 edition of Encyclopaedia Britannica.