Ed Straker Reads Your Stars

The June Horoscope

StarsignI’m pushed for time this month as Henderson is demanding our complete financial accounts before the Bank Holiday. I have given a brief summary of the month ahead for each sign, but if you urgently require the full analysis for your Star Sign, you will have to email SHADO. (You should know the address)

Capricorn: 22nd Dec – 19thJan

Decisions have to be made. Vegetarian or Vegan?
Lucky meal: Lamb Bhuna

Aquarius: 20th Jan – 18th Feb

Playing politics? You are going to get burned if you’re not careful.
Lucky party: Conservative

Pisces: 19th Feb -19th March

Stop hesitating and take the plunge. Who knows what will happen?
Lucky item: Engagement ring

Aries: 20th March – 19th April

Time to repay your debts, before the bailiffs arrive.
Unlucky item: Repossession order

Taurus: 20th April – 20th May

The weekend looks promising!
Lucky item: Picnic basket

Gemini: 21st May – 20th June

Time flies like an arrow and even the fittest of us start to feel our age this month, especially when we look in the mirror.
Lucky purchases: Anti-aging cream and hair dye

Cancer: 21st June – 22nd July

Mercury is happy in your sky, but be warned, all is not going to go smoothly. There are rough patches ahead
Lucky item: Grade two sandpaper

Leo: 23rd July – 22nd Aug

Don’t give your phone number out to all and sundry, unless you like humorous phone calls at 3 am from a drunken ex-boyfriend?
Lucky item: New SIM card

Virgo: 23rd Aug – 22nd Sept

Feel free to change your mind and take a different route. Just be careful that you don’t lose the way.
Lucky item: A to Z of London

Libra: 23rd Sept – 22nd Oct

Now is your chance. Go for it! Just remember to tighten the straps.
Lucky item: Ticket for a Bungee-jumping experience

Scorpio: 23rd Oct – 21st Nov

A roll of the dice forces you to re-assess your priorities. Take time to consider your options.
Lucky number: Double six

Sagittarius: 22nd Nov – 21st Dec

Broaden your horizons. Widen your knowledge. But don’t believe everything you read.
Lucky purchase: 1996 edition of Encyclopaedia Britannica.

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