Creepy People

Creepy PeopleDear Dr Jackson.

Every time I come to work I am followed by a rather creepy group of people in a car, right up to the Studio main entrance. They drive right up behind me and stay on my tail. I am worried what will happen if I stop, even though I am moving slowly. I would appreciate your advice.

Communications Operative

 
Dear Communications Operative,

I was concerned about your problem, and so this morning I made sure that I was in a position to observe you coming into work. (Nice outfit by the way.)

The people following you are part of the studio workforce and are involved in a project that explores the way women move. This necessitates filming women from several different angles and then closely analysing the patterns of their motion.

I have asked for a copy of their film so that I can participate in this study. Should you wish to assist me then I would be only too glad to discuss the project with you. (Please wear the same pink mohair dress.)

Dr Jackson

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