Commander Ed Straker to Colonel Virginia Lake:
I have noted, with some displeasure, your lack of participation in the SHADO monthly newsletter. I consider this publication to be a vital element in our work, providing much needed information to members of staff. As I am involved in several aspects of the December issue I have assigned the Star Sign page to you for this month.
It is a relatively simple task, although time-consuming , and should be well within your capabilities. All that is required is to allocate the appropriate sign for each astrological heading below. Contact me if you have any difficulties.
Colonel Virginia Lake is pleased to provide her DECEMBER STAR SIGNS
Capricorn: 22nd Dec – 19thJan
Mind the Gap.
Aquarius: 20th Jan – 18th Feb
Warning. Deep Water.
Pisces: 19th Feb -19th March
No Fishing without a licence
Aries: 20th March – 19th April
Taurus: 20th April – 20th May
Beware of the Bull
Gemini: 21st May – 20th June
Parking for permit holders only
Cancer: 21st June – 22nd July
Speed Limit 70 mph
Leo: 23rd July – 22nd Aug
Do Not Feed the Animals
Virgo: 23rd Aug – 22nd Sept
Push to open
Libra: 23rd Sept – 22nd Oct
Closing Down Sale. All items reduced by 50%
Scorpio: 23rd Oct – 21st Nov
Keep Off the Grass
Sagittarius: 22nd Nov – 21st Dec
Follow the Instructions on the packet.
Colonel Virginia Lake to Commander E. Straker.
No problems Ed. Done. Took me less than five minutes. As you obviously find it a difficult task I’ll do it next month as well.