Author: Alien Officer

Handy Household Hints for the Single Alien Officer: Part 1

1st July 2011
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In anticipation of our eventual conquest of the new world, we have devised a list of handy hints that will enable our brave colonists to use all available resources to ensure their survival. These have all been rigorously tested and approved by our scientists. A: Aluminium foil: Toast your own sandwich. Cheese sandwiches wrapped in aluminium foil can be turned into an instant hot and tasty snack by using an…

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An Alien Chef’s Look at Shoop and a Favourite

Haggis This is a rare and endangered species from a little explored region of Earth known as Scotland. According to legend, Haggis come in two different species, the ones that can be trapped and the ones that are hunted with nets. Little is known about the creatures although we believe that their pelts are used to make what are called ‘sporrans’. Due to the rarity of the species, the tribes…

1st July 2011
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This Month’s Special: How to Serve Man

1st July 2011
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Brains with black butter sauce Ingredients:   3 brains 2 tblspns vinegar, 1 tsp salt 4 peppercorns 4 cloves For the sauce 4 oz butter 2 tsps parsley Soak the brains for 2 hours in cold water, changing the water twice. Carefully remove skin, blood and fibres and wash again Put the brains and other ingredients into a pan with water to cover, bring slowly to the boil and simmer…

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