Ed Straker reads your stars: I have once more consulted my astrological charts and, utilising SHADO’s most powerful computers I have been able to provide this month’s astrological readings for each star sign. Capricorn: 22nd Dec – 19th Jan That crisp white envelope that drops on the doormat around 26th January brings sad news. Aunt Agatha passed away. But, there is some good news on the horizon; she left you…
Following the recent interest in star signs I have consulted my astrological charts and, utilising SHADO’s most powerful computers I have been able to provide astrological readings for each star sign for the coming month. Capricorn: 22nd Dec – 19th Jan Hang on to your wallet. Bills will flood through your letterbox this month, bringing demands for that payment that you have been so studiously avoiding. Perhaps it is time…
Straker shows off his new haircolour He discovers it is more enduring than expected
Lightcudder is currently on leave of absence from the Herald, (we at the Herald hope you soon recover from your research into certain activities on a beach) and so the editor has asked me to write a brief article on Fanfic Romance writing. As a well-renowned author of a considerable number of best selling romance stories I was only too pleased to get this opportunity to share with my devoted…
To: SHADO Marketing Department Harlington Straker Studios Harlington Sir, Following your recent advertisement in the national press I contacted you to order one of the Limited Edition UFO’s. I was a little perturbed at the delivery charges, which seemed rather extortionate, but I have purchased a number of items from your Department in previous years, and have found them to be of high quality, although the fancy dress outfit…