Commander Ed Straker to Colonel Virginia Lake:
Colonel.
I have noted, with some displeasure, your lack of participation in the SHADO monthly newsletter. I consider this publication to be a vital element in our work, providing much needed information to members of staff. As I am involved in several aspects of the December issue I have assigned the Star Sign page to you for this month.
It is a relatively simple task, although time-consuming , and should be well within your capabilities. All that is required is to allocate the appropriate sign for each astrological heading below. Contact me if you have any difficulties.
Straker.
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Colonel Virginia Lake is pleased to provide her DECEMBER STAR SIGNS
Capricorn: 22nd Dec – 19thJan
Mind the Gap.
Aquarius: 20th Jan – 18th Feb
Warning. Deep Water.
Pisces: 19th Feb -19th March
No Fishing without a licence
Aries: 20th March – 19th April
No Smoking
Taurus: 20th April – 20th May
Beware of the Bull
Gemini: 21st May – 20th June
Parking for permit holders only
Cancer: 21st June – 22nd July
Speed Limit 70 mph
Leo: 23rd July – 22nd Aug
Do Not Feed the Animals
Virgo: 23rd Aug – 22nd Sept
Push to open
Libra: 23rd Sept – 22nd Oct
Closing Down Sale. All items reduced by 50%
Scorpio: 23rd Oct – 21st Nov
Keep Off the Grass
Sagittarius: 22nd Nov – 21st Dec
Follow the Instructions on the packet.
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Colonel Virginia Lake to Commander E. Straker.
No problems Ed. Done. Took me less than five minutes. As you obviously find it a difficult task I’ll do it next month as well.
Ginny.
Sigh. I knew it was a mistake. I need a coffee. And Alec.