Transcript of the message from S4eU, currently en route to Sol3 To be edited before release for broadcasting. Greetings, homeworld. Mission Commander 13m , with news of our ongoing mission. With me are Captain 56b, and First Officer 32g. Life here on the front line continues to provide us with considerable challenges, not least of which is the boredom of space travel. Despite all the luxuries that are provided…
Matthew Gratzner and Avi Haas, the producers hoping to bring a UFO-Movie to the silver screen, have stated on their website: ‘This is a BIG film and it takes time to prepare a project of this magnitude. Like you we are huge fans of the original series and want to do it justice.’ With that statement the movie is being postponed another year, release date now says 2013. Sounds like…
Greetings humans. In this month’s issue we are pleased to bring our many readers, both at home and on Earth, a wider selection of columns, reports, photographs and life-style articles than ever before. The current editors of the Ed Straker (may his name be reviled through the universe) Herald, have been powerless to stop our cyber experts who have hacked into the Herald’s systems to bring you this most special…
The newest biometerological report! Save your organs the stress, plan replacements ahead of everyone else! The Meteorological Office issued the following warning to northern areas Warning: Severe lows are expected in all areas, following the rapid development of a large depression over the Eastern seaboard. You are advised to remain indoors once the sirens have been sounded. The Government health channel will broadcast continuous comedy programmes in an effort to…
More of our own Homeworld Hints! M: Marshmallows: Want a pedicure after all that time in space? Use marshmallows to separate your toes before applying nail varnish! N: Newspapers: Stuff your spacesuit with newspapers and leave it for a few days to remove unpleasant odours. Works well on suitcases and trunks (and transport cylinders). O: Oatmeal: Still suffering the effects of long haul space flight? Dry itchy skin? Here is…
In anticipation of our eventual conquest of the new world, we have devised a list of handy hints that will enable our brave colonists to use all available resources to ensure their survival. These have all been rigorously tested and approved by our scientists. A: Aluminium foil: Toast your own sandwich. Cheese sandwiches wrapped in aluminium foil can be turned into an instant hot and tasty snack by using an…
Making the dream a reality: Gerry Anderson – The UFO SHADO Pistol Project The Gerry Anderson UFO SHADO Pistol Project began with the first UFO incident in September of 1970. I was seven years old. I saw the first episode of a new TV series called UFO. I was hooked from the opening credits. The opening credits features flashes of alien invasion, advanced rockets dogfighting in space, living on the…
Eagle Transporter A rare image for me, a picture of an Eagle transporter flying… not “just rebounded off the ground” type flying , proper flying. My original intention was to do a sort of “Flight of the Phoenix but it didn’t quite work but I liked the Eagle taking off in the middle of a hot spartan desert. With the dust cloud being done in Vue 9 with everything else I decided…
Dawn broke over Tracy Island, the sun just peeping over the horizon and bathing the small dwelling in a golden light, infiltrating the cracks in the proud house resting atop one of the numerous hills that littered the land. Birds greeted the new day with a burst of song, each trying to outdo each other. The only other sound that could be heard was that of a few of the…