Dear Dr Jackson, my boss is exhibiting worrying symptoms. We have enjoyed an excellent working relationship for all the time I have worked for him as assistant art director, but in the last few weeks he has begun to act in a most peculiar way, almost as if he is a completely different character. I heard him yesterday demanding that Mr Foster call him ‘sir’, and he has been ignoring…
Dear Dr Jackson. It’s Spring again. I hate this time of year. My love life sucks, I can’t get a boy friend and I spend most of my time stuck in a secret underground complex looking at a computer screen, or getting shouted at by my boss. Wherever I look I see lambs and bunnies and everyone full of the joys of spring. I am fed up. Please help. Depressed…
Dear Dr Jackson, in January I was transferred from SHADO HQ to an area that is unfamiliar to me. I have been relying on my Sat-Nav to help me find my way around but there have been numerous difficulties, the latest of which involved me getting a Universal Markers transporter stuck under a low railway bridge. Prior to that I was sent the wrong way down a one-way system…
Dear Dr Jackson, Since a recent incident at work involving a threat to end all life on Earth by destroying canisters of nerve gas, I seem to have lost my drive. I used to be able to hit that sweet spot every single time, but now I am struggling to simply maintain my grip. My last encounter with my partner was most unsatisfying as I simply couldn’t get it in…
Dear Dr Jackson, I used to have a good working relationship with my boss, we have been friends for many years, and in fact I was the best man at his wedding, but recently he has become increasingly distant and focussed on work. We no longer even share a drink anymore and he has started to ignore my advice. I sometimes feel that he prefers the company of his computer…
Dear Dr Jackson, I was absolutely thrilled to be selected for a position in the security section of SHADO, and I was even more delighted to be told that I would be getting a company vehicle as well. I had hoped for a top-of-the-range Aston Martin, but was informed that this was not in the list of vehicles available for use by my department. I have now taken delivery of…
Dear Dr Jackson, I have been advertising for a new flat mate for the last few months, and despite all my posts on the Staff notice board, I was unable to get anyone suitable until last week. My new flat mate appeared to be perfect, (although I was hoping for a tall, blond, blue-eyed Virgo, without success). However, I have just discovered that the person with whom I am now…
Dear Dr Jackson, I recently started my first rotation on Moonbase, but I am unhappy about the purple wig that I have to wear. I do understand that there may be a valid reason for wearing such an item, however, I have realised that there are several different styles and I wonder why I have been given one that is noticeable longer than some other wigs. Dear Moonbase Operative, This…